Terms of Service
Welcome to the official terms of service with Lygofast and his magnificent manager (and wife), Jessica—the ever-dignified Lady of the Galactic Confederation. Before you dive headfirst into collaboration, donations, or any galactic journey with us, you should know a few important rules. Jessica insists.
Commitment Policy
By engaging with Lygofast in any partnership, booking, collaboration, sponsorship, donation, or similar arrangement, you agree that once a commitment is pledged, it is as binding as a treaty signed under the watchful stars. Should you decide to withdraw your commitment after payment, you risk forfeiting any money already paid for the canceled service. Jessica has consulted with the Galactic Council on this, and they fully approve.
Respect Policy
This is a zero-tolerance zone for any form of sexual harassment, discrimination based on gender, age, ethnicity, sexual orientation, or religion. Whether you're from Earth, Mars, or somewhere in the Andromeda sector, everyone deserves respect. Jessica, as the Lady of the Galactic Confederation, has personally declared that dignity and respect are universal rights.
Illegal Activity Policy
Illegal activities are not welcome here, no matter how small or seemingly sneaky. Anything that even hints of lawbreaking is heavily restricted and will be dealt with more seriously than a breach of galactic law. Jessica keeps a close eye on such matters—and let's just say, her judgment is swift and impeccable.
General Conduct
Participants and partners are expected to behave in a professional, respectful, and lawful manner at all times. If you wouldn't do it in front of a council of galactic elders, please don't do it here.
Changes to These Terms
Like a live Lygofast set or a surprise Jessica wardrobe debut, these Terms of Service may evolve from time to time. Updates will be posted clearly, so you won't need a star map to find them.
Contact Us
Got questions about these terms? Reach out through our contact page. Jessica might not answer you directly, but know she reads everything—with an elegance only a Galactic Lady could possess.
Acknowledgement
By proceeding with any engagement with Lygofast, you acknowledge and agree to abide by these Terms of Service. Galactic peace and mutual respect await!